You've stumbled upon my website, and I'm sure you're a "phan" no doubt.  I don't promise to be quaint or sensitive.  I do promise to be honest, and please forgive my bitterness, you see......I've been scorned.    Enjoy :)  Do click on the store link above. With your help children will have a chance to experience what I never did. Happiness. By making a small purchase a percentage of that amount will be donated to Operation Smile. Don't be a bugger, give these innocents a wonderful gift, the gift of being just like everyone else.

If you want to ask me a question, and see if placed here on the website Contact me via email with "Question for Erik" in the subject line. New questions will be posted every Wednesday. If you want your website link on this site please send a request via email. Do make sure you put "my link on your site" in the subject line. 

erik@crankyphantom.com 

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
   - Fyodor Dostoyevsky